This morning, my right hand surprised me with flowers and chocolate.
This morning, my right hand surprised me with flowers and chocolate.
That’s a load of Carp.
…I know that’s a fish, but just go with it…
Ghengis is a BOWSS.
Those seals are douchebags, they never tip well.
T-Rex Trying To Block A Field Goal
#TRexTrying
Don’t worry, they get plenty of meat in their diet…
I’m weeping. That was so beautiful.